Homeless and Hostile
Homeless people are starting to piss me off. Before I go any further, let me just say – I identify with the plight of the homeless. A few months ago, I was earning $10 an hour (ahh, the glamorous world...
View ArticleDear Mr Kanye West
Hi. How are you? Uh huh, yeah, listen. I’m gonna need for you to stop. Stop everything. Like seriously, drop everything you’re doing right now and take a vacation. That’s right. Drop that giant...
View ArticleThe United States of Assholes
This doesn’t go for my American friends – you’re cool, because you know, you know me, but for the rest of the Americans – Holy Good God Almighty, the ignorance displayed in this clip knocked me...
View ArticleIf Your Name's Not Down…
I’m not much into the club scene. I just can’t stand the whole ‘VIP’ thing. Separate lines. Having to beg someone to get you on the list. Then, are you on the real VIP list, or the VIP list where you...
View ArticleDefriending
The landscape of friendships is changing with our internet-crazed society. Friends on Facebook, followers on Twitter. Sometimes, we befriend people we encounter in the online world that we’ve never met...
View ArticleThe Male Ego – A Cautionary Tale
‘You were third string,’ he tells me. ‘Sometimes as far down as five or six. You’d never be a starter.’ This was in an email I got from my ex, right after he told me he’s been married for 13 years and...
View ArticleI Wanna Sex You Up
Actually, that’s a lie. I don’t. And I wish everyone would chill out with trying to sex everyone else up too. So stop trying to hump someone’s leg and listen up. There’s no doubt we’ve become a...
View ArticleThe Game
I came across a few Pick Up Artist websites a couple of years ago and became morbidly fascinated by them. I felt like I’d stumbled across a secret society of douchebags and I just couldn’t look away....
View ArticlePower Trippin’
I’m not sure what it is about positions of power that make people lose their minds. They can be normal one day, make them a boss and the next day they’re a douchebag. It’s a mystery to me. I’ve had my...
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